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Edisi Terkini! Jadual Peperiksaan UPSR 2015!
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Edisi Maklumat! Jadual Gaji Gred N1 - N36 (Mengikut Pekeliling Perkhidmatan Bil. 2/2012)
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Edisi Hangat! Gempar Chef Sherson Lian (5 Rencah 5 Rasa) adalah Gay!
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Edisi Lawak! Koleksi Lawak dalam Bahasa Inggeris!
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know, Sir, I’m a waiter,not a fortune teller
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren’t you laughing?
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to
Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the
game went into extra time.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table
and shouted, “Order, order.” The drunkard immediately responded,
“Thank you, your honour, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in
two days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Johor.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
‘My trouble is,’ he said, ‘that I keep forgetting things.’
‘How long has this been going on?’ asked the psychiatrist.
‘How long has what been going on?’ said the man.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu
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Edisi Terkini! Kalendar dan Tarikh Cuti Umum 2016!
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Edisi Terkini! Harga Terkini RON95, RON95 dan Diesel Bagi Bulan September 2015!
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Edisi Terkini! Harga Terkini Kereta Selepas GST!
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Harga Kereta Terkini Model Ford Selepas GST 6%
Harga Kereta Terkini Model Nissan Selepas GST 6%
Harga Kereta Terkini Model Subaru Selepas GST 6%
Edisi Tutorial! Memasang Iklan Nuffnang Di Setiap Post Entri!
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Untuk memasang Iklan Nuffnang yang bersaiz 336px x 280px (Large Rectangle) pada setiap posting seperti yang boleh anda lihat pada entri ini, sila ikut beberapa langkah di bawah.
Langkah 1
Log in blog, kemudian pilih Dashboard dan seterusnya Edit HTML.
Langkah 2
Tekan Ctrl+F dan taip atau paste kod
Langkah 3
"Copy" kod Iklan Nuffnang anda yang bersaiz 336px x 280px (Large Rectangle) di bawah kod
Contoh:
Iklan ini akan muncul di setiap post! Selamat mencuba dan selamat berjaya.
Edisi Hangat! PM Naikkan Elaun Sara Hidup (COLA) RM500 Untuk Kakitangan Awam!
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Edisi Comel! Awek Cute Ini Bakal Menggugat Fatin Liyana dan Hana Tajima!
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Siapa Vokalis Pop-Rock Terkenal Ditahan Miliki Syabu?
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Ketua Polis Daerah Gombak ACP Ali Ahmad berkata, penyanyi lelaki berusia lingkungan 30-an itu ditahan sepasukan anggota polis dari Bahagian Siasatan Jenayah Narkotik Ibu Pejabat Polis Daerah Gombak dalam ‘Ops Tapis,’ ketika dia sedang memandu.
"Pemeriksaan ke atasnya menemui satu lipatan kertas putih yang di dalamnya mengandungi sepeket kecil plastik lut sinar berisi dadah syabu anggaran 0.30 gram yang digenggam di tangan kirinya.
"Saringan awal ujian air kencing ke atasnya juga didapati positif dadah jenis 'Meth'," kata Ali ketika dihubungi Bernama.
Suspek disiasat mengikut Seksyen 12(2) Akta Dadah Berbahaya 1952 dan 15(1)(a) Akta Dadah Berbahaya 1952, katanya.
Edisi Hangat! Keunikan Rumah Terbalik Di Sabah Tarik Ribuan Pelancong - Serius Hot!
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